A very subltle fuck you

You mutherfuckers can go fuck yourselves. Yea, i realize i’m a shit-stained pariah around here, so i’ve nothing to lose by speaking my mind. Of everyone here at the `Dope, there’s a handful of truly great and wonderful people. And I love those of you. You (kind and caring) guys are why i’ve hung-around, and paid my dues. I’ve tried to help out when i can, but mostly I just appreciate what the rest of you offer up -for free- to losers like me.

But what i’ve learned -just in the last couple of years- is that most of you are just common, pretentious, narrow-minded, potato-heads. You don’t give a shit about people; you only give a shit about saying how great you are, how fucking insightful you (think) you are, and how you can stick a knife in those who don’t agree with you. Well, those of you can suck my limp, dirty-underwear-encased, sweaty dick. Actually, no don’t. You’re not good enough for that. Instead, I’ll offer you to suck my dirty, shit-stained underwear.

But after saying that, I really and truly wish you all a wonderful and prosperous future. When you grow-up, I hope you realize what a fuckin’ douche you are; that you’re not contributing to society. You’re only bringing it down with your self-righteous bullshit. Just because someone post an option that you don’t agree with doesn’t make them a worthless piece of shit. The worthless piece of shit is the poster that can’t see past their pre-conceived, pigeon-holed, notions of what life is; a mosaic of differences. You could try to be understanding of others, but I realize that’s asking too much. May god, buddha, chuthlu, satan, Aly Raisman, who-the-fuck-ever-that-you-worship, bless you and yours.

Warm regards, and as much love as i can muster,

Shun

Pardon me but, who are you exactly?

as i said, I’m a loser. Nobody. But you guys need to be called out. So, I’m (lamely) attempting that.

Whoever he is, he seems…angry about something.

Well, good job, you!

Angry? Yea. But as I fall asleep tonight i really have nothing but love for humanity.

What is this about? Also what drugs did you take and are you willing to share with the rest of the class?

Maybe, a small chill pill, dude!

Well, if all it takes to achieve inner peace is typing out a vague rant on a message board, good on ya.

Dude… alcohol and Oxycontin and soma and weed and nicotine and chicken… what a rush.

I feel called out. Or maybe bored, how do I tell the difference?

Well, do you feel love in your heart? ARe you high on pain-killers? It’s not you.

Dude, if you’re serious, get off the internet and call an ambulance.

hahaha.

this is much more fun than that (ill-concived) Aly Raisnam thread.

Oh fuck… my glass is empty. BRB.

Huh, been here longer then me. I wouldn’t have guessed.

Subtlety fail.

oh, i’ve failed many times. Lost my job today. What else you got?

:: looks in medicine cabinet ::

Advil, Neosporin, Mucinex, and half a roll of Tums.

not much to offer. Need to smoke a blunt.