I was scanning through froogle.com this afternoon looking for gaudy belt buckles when I ran across this gem.
Six programmable message slots. 256 chars per slot. Scrolling above your crotch all day long.
What would yours say?
Rock on!
both as a statement about the buckle, and what I would have it say
Oh yea I would probably also put “Attitudes are contagious, mine might kill you” on, just for kicks.
Now I want one
Our national debt: (then whatever it happens to be at that moment.)
Caution: Long, wide load.
“Made you look!”
This scrolling buckle forces you to look at my crotch.
The text prolouge to Star Wars
Stay tuned for coming attractions.
It’s a nice pelvis, isn’t it?
I’m with stupid.
Do me now, for the future.
I like red things because they’re red and I like things that are red.
B E L T B U C K L E ! ! ! ! !
Doesn’t this look great with my custom made “grill”?
Cockgazer!
snort
This is true art.
Positions available, apply within.
Omg Stfu Lol
Does this buckle make my crotch look fat?