“My other belt buckle is an LED scrolling text belt buckle, too.”
“This is an LED scrolling text belt buckle. Please stand by for further announcements.”
“This is a test of the Emergency Beltbuckle System. This is only a test.”
I was on my way to work this morning when it suddenly hit me,
“All you can eat for under a buck…le”
The AMSE ticker (well, a tiny slice of it).
“This is one reason why the terrorists hate us.”
“Ha! Made you look…”
The first 256 digits of Pi. Either that, or a Fibonacci sequence.
“FREE KATE! (Formerly ‘FREE KATIE’).”
“You might be a geek redneck if you’re wearing an LED belt buckle.”