Left Behind on Oct 21?

[Rysdad]

An open letter to all those that will be raptured:

Can I have your stuff?

[6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast]

…so when the 21st bubble bursts, will there be a rupture party?

[Washoe]

@aruvqan

I will be very pissed off if the world ends on the 21st … we have birthday plans, I turn 50 on the 27th dammit. You only get 1 50th birthday. :mad:

Happy advance birthday. I turn 50 on the 22nd. May this end-of-the-world stuff ain’t so bad after all. If I only make it to 49 years, 364 days, I won’t have to dwell on the fact that I just turned half a century old.

[Washoe]

@kath94

My birthday’s on the 22nd. I want my gifts early, dammit!

How old are you gonna be?

[aruvqan]

@Washoe

Happy advance birthday. I turn 50 on the 22nd. May this end-of-the-world stuff ain’t so bad after all. If I only make it to 49 years, 364 days, I won’t have to dwell on the fact that I just turned half a century old.

Thanks =)

I don’t mind being half a century though, I came quite close to dying permanently several times, and I died on the operating table a couple times, so it is a kick being actually alive instead of some variant of dead

[astorian]

Every church I know of is planning to be open on Sunday October 23rd, and every Sunday after that for years to come.

As I’ve said before, atheists pay more attention to Camping than Christians do.

[Washoe]

@astorian

Every church I know of is planning to be open on Sunday October 23rd, and every Sunday after that for years to come.

How ironic—I have plans for that day too! I’ll be a nursing a hangover from the most expensive bottle of tequila I’ve ever purchased.

[Regallag_The_Axe]

@Antigen

Ain’t no party like a post-apocalyptic party! But what does one wear to such an event?

Leathers and feathers. Haven’t you seen Mad Max?

[Bosstrain]

Noooooo, I won’t get to play Skyrim!

Actually, the hilarious thing about the rapture is according to the scripture, the chaff will be taken away first to be burned in the fire…THEN the wheat is gathered in the storehouse. So technically, you don’t want to be raptured, you actually instead want to be left behind. I just think it’s a very funny and nasty trick that it’s been turned around opposite…but oh well.

[aruvqan]

@Regallag_The_Axe

Leathers and feathers. Haven’t you seen Mad Max?

Don’t forget metal plates and chain mail accents

[matt_mcl]

@kayT

I am supposed to turn 65 on the 23rd, if I don’t get raptured. Hmm. Medicare or rapture, medicare or rapture.

I just turned 30, and I’m having a big costume party at the end of the month. Fortunately, none of my friends are likely to be raptured.

[Uncle_Brother_Walker]

I don’t believe in this drivel.

Although, as now I am taking a plane trip on the 21st, I hope the pilot agrees with my opinion.

I think I’ll buy the flight insurance this time.

[kath94]

@Washoe

How old are you gonna be?

48, og willing!

[FriarTed]

@Uncle_Brother_Walker

I don’t believe in this drivel.

Although, as now I am taking a plane trip on the 21st, I hope the pilot agrees with my opinion.

I think I’ll buy the flight insurance this time.

It’s OK. Airlines routinely pair Christian pilots with non-Christian co-pilots in case the Rapture hits.

hee hee hee

[FairyChatMom]

I’ll be left behind on Oct 21 - that’s the day my mom leaves for a Hawaii vacation… without me!!!

[6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast]

…she says she’s going to Hawaii, FairyChatMom…

[Find_Friends]

@kath94

48, og willing!

Your boon is granted.

- Jack, the One, True Og

[Alka_Seltzer]

So, has the world ended for anyone yet?

[buddha_david]

For one, it did.

Not that anyone’s complaining.

[Shirley_Ujest]

Today is my last day at my job and I start a new one on Monday, provided I am not Raptured.