Yeah, I’m waiting in line at the pearly gates. Apparently they’ve switched to a new computer file system and everything’s just been nuts. St. Peter just keeps tapping at the terminal and muttering under his breath.
Nooo, I can’t get raptured today.
I just ordered a pair of very cute Ed Hardy snow boots and would like to wear them at least once before I get vaccuumed upstairs.
How does it feel to have been a Doper for over 40% of your life?
I have been raptured. Just saying goodbye.
Remember, Camping revised his prediction after nobody got Raptured on May 21.
His post-May 21 stance is that the spiritual judgment has already occurred - whether you’re going to heaven or hell has already been determined - but that the saved get Raptured today (and IIRC, everyone else just ends, along with the Universe).
So a post-Rapture party tomorrow would in fact be appropriate.
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M. Schulz
(Well, actually, it’s already the 22nd in half of it, so I think we’ll be okay.)
Today is Friday, October 21st. So when’s Happy Hour? I’m just not sure whether to post this here or in the thread about throwing a party when people leave.
Bon Voyag-ee! Have nice trips, Drips…!
I missed the edit window but bonus points to the first person tomorrow to start a thread titled, “Awwwww. Back So Soon…?” 
his radio show has been canceled. he is at home not talking to the media. his prayer group hasn’t canceled his ongoing reservation for the room he rents for those meetings.
and ass-less chaps !
World Open: Camping Gone. 
I’m kind of having a shitty day at work at the moment.
If we can get this end of the world shin-dig off the ground, I’d appreciate it.
There’s no fool like an old fool.
Well to be fair, why would he bother - it’s not like they’ll be chasing him FROM HELL!!!111 for not honouring the reservations… 
I’m trying to figure out if I should pay my car insurance. It’s due tomorrow. If I’m raptured, I won’t need my car, obviously. And if I’m not, and the world descends into a post-apocalyptic madness, it won’t really matter if I’m covered. Plus, I plan on stealing a better car from one of The Chosen Ones.
They shoulda stuck with Apple.
It would save me the trouble of trying to figure out what to do career-wise.
Aren’t **ALL **chaps ass-less?
jus sayin’
22/10 here. Either I’m a heathen who’s been left behind or Camping was wrong again.
I think he mean October 21, 2012. He forgot to carry a one – by that I mean one brain.