Left Behind - the remake. Yes, this will exist.

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And Nicholas Cage is the main airline pilot guy(Rayford Steele).

This is so hilarious it might just be amazing.

I imagine Cage looking around after the rapture saying, “Why are they people gone? Why are they gone? Whyarethteygone?!!!”

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It has to be a joke, doesn’t it? Who would finance this? Who would watch?

I can see fundamentalists thinking its a good idea, but Nicolas Cage will make it laughable.

I can see people who like Nicolas Cage wanting to see it, but being horrified at he subject matter.

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Wait, the airline is called Pan Con Air? With Nicholas Cage as the pilot? This has to be a complete rib.

Anyway, they already made this movie, called This Is The End. Complete with rapture and demons.
Roddy

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Fantastic! I think Travolta’s *Battlefield Earth *is about to get competition.

Can we get Cage signed on to star in a new version of Atlas Shrugged once this is complete?

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(Nicolas Cage on SNL) For it has the two key qualities of a Nic Cage action film: number one, all the dialogue is either whispered or screamed; and of course number two, everything in the movie is on fire.

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Nope, it’s real. Check out that teaser poster.

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Hey, they got Harrison Ford to direct! Well, not so much Harrison Ford as Harrison Ford’s stunt double*, but that’s just as good, right?

*(not making this up)

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I think Cage has a bright future…imagine him remaking the entire Cameron oeuvre!

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This has to be some sort of scam. A budget of 11 million? Cage usually gets paid in the high single digits for even his crappier movies, so that leaves just a couple million to pay the rest of the actors and actually make the film (which I guess explains using a stuntman as the director).

Wikipedia mentions there was a long legal battle over the rights. Maybe this is one of those things where they make a movie just to protect their rights to the IP? But then why go to the expense of hiring Cage?

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The producers are really missing the boat here, this is the role Will Farrell was born to play.

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Maybe Cage is doing it for le$$ up front and points? I heard he was having a lot of financial issues and might just need the bread.

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Alas, it’s real. I don’t understand why. There are a lot worthier novels with the same theme to film (Christ Clone Trilogy). But I guess I’ll go see it. I am curious as to who plays Carpathia.

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It’s true. The director is Harrison Ford’s Indiana Jones stunt double.

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I also find it weird that both men who directed Left Behind movies are named Vic.

Vic Sarin

Vic Armstrong

Weird.

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Also, Olympic athlete Lolo Jones as Lori. Is she still yammering about the status of her hymen?

This cheeseball will make a terrific drinking game and theme party.

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