Here, you posted:
I want you to know that I took your criticisms and your challenge to heart, and — including the two-week break that I took to assist me in the effort — this date constitutes the two-month anniversary of your promise. I believe that if you search, you will find nothing you would consider dishonest or vitriolic in that time. May I presume that now the slate is clean?
Probably. Until you say the next thing that pissed him off. 
Absolutely, Liberal, and I deeply appreciate it.
Daniel
I’m not even an amphibian, but would a typing Chameleon do the trick?
I’m not sure whether to ask for an explanation or to just giggle happily.
Daniel
Ask Geico.
I think a lot of dopers were wndering if you were going to reply. I know I was.
I’m glad you did and I like your answer. Two men with a lot of integrity, shaking
hands! Looks good on both of you!
Congrats!!! 
I think I’ll make like an AFLAC, and duck this whole business.