Yep, that’s why it’s in the “unlikely, yet true!” category.
Keith denies it while being interviewed by Hunter S. Thompson. “I mean, who’d want it?”
(Watch the entire interview BTW. It starts with Hunter playing a recording of pigs being castrated as he knocks on Keith’s hotel door. Keith answers the door with a cattle prod.)
I can’t recall the specifics from Keith’s book, but I seem to recall he went through a “blood cleansing” procedure where he was hooked up to some sort of dialysis-type machine that removed some stuff while the blood was circulating through him. He mockingly described it as a blood change and the idea stuck.
Muhammad Ali threw his Olympic gold medal into the Ohio River.
Dr. Ruth was an Israeli sniper.
And Steve Perry spent years dying of throat cancer.
what is true is Mama Cass and Keith Moon died in the same London apartment 4 years apart.
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
Years ago, when “Alice Cooper” was still a band and not a person, the members of the band (guitarist Glenn Buxton, singer Vince Furnier, organist Mike Bruce et al) would hear sick rumors about themselves and try desperately to tell the media that these things never happened.
It was their friend Frank Zappa who convinced him to EMBRACE their sick image, and never to deny anything. Over time, even the weirdest, most disgusting rumor HELPED the band, making them more popular and getting them publicity they couldn’t have bought at any price!
I’m pretty sure that’s true.
And it was found and returned to him, too.
A recent one: Taylor Swift is a clone of Zeena Schreck, former high priestess of the church of Satan and daughter of Anton LaVey.
And it did. Once.
The baby looked at you?
Sonny & Cher were brother and sister.
Frank Zappa and Leon Redbone are actually the same person.
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FWIW, I always doubted the story. Though maybe he was trying to toss it across, a la George Washington.
Gene Simmons has had sex with ONE MILLION women (or whatever the supposed number is).
Bianca Jagger once caught Mick and David Bowie dancing in the sheets.
I heard that was Angela Bowie.
Stevie Nicks having roadies blow cocaine up her vagina with a straw because she had blown out her septum already.