I hate it when people use thread titles that have nothing to do with the topic of their posts.
Now that’s funny!
According to the Pope, a woman can be a saint, but not a priest.
Dammit, Auraseer, you got me to click on here! Take your sorry ass over to the ‘entrapment on the net’ thread, pronto!
I have as much authority as the Pope; I just don’t have as many people who believe it! - George Carlin
The Democrats should consider asking Ellen Degeneres to run for president. She’s already proven that she could lick Bush.
(rimshot)
Yeah, but it didn’t go in.
OK, but did she inhale?
Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation or creed.
- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
…fund-raising box lunches…
Lez not go there.
Kinda gives “carpetbagger” a whole new meaning, don’t it?
I think they may just take my lesbian licence away for that one…
You have to get licensed for that now?
Is that like a driver’s license, to ensure that you have sufficient (ahem) skill, or is it more like a dog license, to ensure that you’ve had all your shots? 
Damn It! Damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it!
Don’t EVER do that to me AGAIN!!!
“I like Florida; everything is in the eighties. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs.”
– George Carlin
Oh! I mean, uh, oops, I musta clicked on the wrong…, I mean, um, now where was that religion thread I was looking for?
If there was ever a thread that needed the Lurker Counter™
Louie? Where are you?
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Damn, I couldn’t have read this BEFORE I made my jackass contribution to the SDMB adrogyny thread.
“Lesbian liscense.”
That would have made things clear. Damn.