When a woman stops being financially dependent on a man, she becomes a lesbian.


That’s the funniest damn thing I’ve heard in ages.

I, for one, welcome our new Lesbian Overlords.

No wait, that’s not quite right. I’ll come in again.

I, for one, welcome our new Lesbian Overlords.

No wait, that’s not quite right. I’ll come in again.

Try it one more time.

I think our Lesbian Overloards are armed with 1920’s Style Death Rays.


Yes, let us all serve under lesbians. Wait, this is just getting worse.

OTOH, the lesbians I’ve known have had a greater proportion of people I’d trust to run the country than most groups, but I tend to know non-loony lesbians :slight_smile:

Well, you know what they say: If you can’t lick 'em,

…no, wait a minute…

A little warning for those of us at work - it’s an audio file. Thank Og my boss is out sick today!

You must be a man!

And proudly!

What’s that, dear? Yes, I took the trash out. No, I’m not looking at porn on the internet. But…I gotta go!

So – who was that charming Reverend, anyway?

The happy fact that people here disagree with the good Rev. is somewhat diluted by the not-as-happy fact that the word “lesbian” is ivariably greeted with jokes about licking.


I’m guessing, because he’s been in the news a bit lately, it’s Willie Wilson, a Washington, DC, Baptist minister who’s been fairly active recently against homosexuality in the African-American community.

…and here I was thinking it was 'cause women are soft and tasty and have boobies.

Yeah, all the girls in his son’s class told him they were lesbians …

“It takes a screw and a nut!” – so if a woman is not with a man, she’s a lesbian, but if she is with a man, she’s a nut! There’s just no way to win in WillieWorld, I guess.

Um, that happens on my lesbian boards quite frequently also…

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

And gay men, comments about ass fucking. Which is foolish, certainly, but on the other hand I wish my entrance into a room were greeted with such cheerful thoughts.

::looks up::

betenoir, go fuck yourself in the ass.

::assumes we’re all happy now:: :smiley:

When come back, bring LESBIANS!

:dubious: Hmmm, no that doesn’t seem quite right either…

This reminds me of an online game my SO and I were playing once…Soldier of Fortune, methinks. Anyway, we were desperately trying to switch the map, but you need a majority, or everyone, or something. We couldn’t get one guy to agree, he just kept ignoring everything we typed and yelling:


And so on and so forth. Really weird…we even resorted to shouting,

“There’s lesbians in the next map, dude!” to try to get him to change his mind.