… 'cause it’s her birthday.
A happy and glorious birthday to the wise and stunningly beautiful auntie em. Today she’s turned the exact age to continue being perfectly wonderful. And I wub her berry, berry munch.
Happy Birthday, auntie em!
Hope you have a wonderful birthday!!
:: jumps out of birthday cake ::
Did you get her the head of Jesse James?
Happy Birthday!
Don’t be ridiculous. Jesse James hasn’t been giving head for the better part of a century.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear auntie em, happy birthday to you.
I hear Jesse James wasn’t very good at giving head
Yeah, his reputation has been all shot to hell.
hey, are we robbing auntie em by hijacking this thread?
Nah. The more posts, the longer it stays on top. The longer it stays on top, the more chances people can come in here and wish auntie em a happy one.
And you can take that to the bank!
Hey - are we talking the notorious cowboy outlaw Jesse James or his great-grand nephew (or summat like that) also somewhat notorious & outlaw-like? I don’t think the latter is into giving head either… not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Oh yeah - happy birthday auntie em ! 
Poor Jesse James’ head has his history in this thread (with this initial post)–the place where auntie em and I met and Homebrew and I duked it out over auntie em’s affections. (For the record–and it’s in the thread–I lost. Homebrew cooked up something dastardly.**)
Sigh. Good times, good times.
She lacks certain equipment that I need. SkipMagic used that fact to his advantage, snuck around behind my back and convinced her to change her affections. He reneged on my toaster too.
Wishing you a good day, a good year and a good life. Be well.
Happy Birthday auntie em!
Seems to me I recall he was a credit to his gender.
My wishes for a gloriously, deliriously happy birthday, auntie em! Drive naked, I say!