I’d like to be the first to wish you a happy new year, SPECIFICALLY in the years:
2003
2004
2005
2006
2007
and 2009.
Kind of takes the pleasure out of it, no?
And this is in the pit because… ?
I have no idea but, in a sad, pathetic blokey way, I’m all of a sudden looking forward to being in year double – oh ! seven. Wouldn’t that be a great year to be born in: What’s your date of birth, sir ?” “Double - oh seven”.
Excuse me…must get back to being a grown up
Did someone already claim 2008 or can I have it? If not, I’ll stake out 2173. Just in case.
Can I have 2008? Please? It’s my lucky number. Or something.
Dammit, Silver! I spoke first. That’s it. I’m sic’ing Gwanjeera on you.
NOO!!! Not Gwanjeera!!! Anything but that! Here, just have the damn number. Asshole. My lucky number and everything. Whatever, dude.
Let ME be the last to wish you a Happy New Year 2000!
Please!
Woo-hoo!! 7 more years and it’s MY day!!!
Smeghead, you suck.
Man, I’ve missed you two.
Looking around with stunned look on my face
That can’t have included me, Surgo!
Getting back to groveling at Silver’s feet for forgiveness while clutching 2008 to my chest
This was placed in the Pit due to its flame potential. Seems to have worked for techchick.
Happy New Year 2000 everyone!
Surgoshan!!! Missed you too! Damn, dude, get to chat or something. You’ve missed so much. Let’s see… There’s- Well, okay, you haven’t missed that much. But you did miss the chance of a lifetime when you weren’t there the night(s) (okay, weeks actually) I was sending out pics of my Magical Glowing Vagina™. 
(Don’t ask. I’ll send you one.)
Smeg, you’ll have to do a lot better than that.
Hell, for a picture of the Magical Glowing Vagina, you can have the damn year!!!
Well, I was gonna give you the pic for free, but when you put it that way…
HAHAHAHA!!! Thanks, Smeg! 