(Perhaps this thread belongs in the BBQ Pit, but as I’m actually seeking an answer to a factual question I figgured I’d start here)
Help Me.The time has come to “GET EVEN” hehehehe…
After much conversation, we have come up with a few ideas, but I don’t want to try to milk my young male cat.
I don’t want anything toxic. Hence no mixing of amonia and bleach. Nothing harmfull to finishes or paint.
Nothing harmfull just REAL UNconfortable. Nothing offensive to anything other than the nose.
And a big sticky mess helps Ya’know the kind, difficult to clean
I know you have in in you here at the boards to help me! and if you can’t help, at least entertain.
If you don’t mind waiting a while, there’s two good ones I know of. Eggs in air vents are great, because it goes everywhere and smells horrible when they crack open after a few months of rotting. Somebody pulled that one at my school, and it was positioned in one of the vents that feed to the rest of the school, the whole place reeked for a day or two.
Another one was discovered by accident, and would be hard to pull off. Chug-a-lug, the little milkshake drink, is a bomb in itself. If you let it sit out for a few months, the milk will rot and release gas that increases the pressure drastically. Give it to somebody, and when they open it curtled milk will go flying. Just be sure to get away fast .
Revenge is a dish best served cold anyhow, so the wait might do you good.
I once heard a friend talking about knocking a hole in the wall of the victims house, putting dead fish in, then covering the hole. If it worked as planned, you’d smell it but couldn’t find it, that is until it rotted through the drywall.
General Questions is for questions with factual answers. It is not for suggestions about how to make a big stinky sticky mess. And it’s certainly not for how to vandalize a ventilation system.
I’m closing this thread. Then, I’m checking all my vents. DrMatrix - General Questions Moderator
Ya’know the kind, difficult to clean