Let’s say a guy was going away for an annual weekend to a cabin with a bunch of buddies and wanted to compete with another guy who is known for stinking up the place.
How might one build up a good stink?
He is rumored to use dried fruit and a jar of salsa. I was once on a diet in which I ate non-fat yogurt mixed with dry oatmeal for lunch and after a few days my wife and daughters threatened to kick me out of the house.
Go to the oriental market. Find a product called “Fish Sauce.” It’s even better if fish and sauce are the only two words on the bottle in English. Bathe in it. You win and you buddies all lose [del]their sense of smell[/del]. And possibly never invite you anywhere ever again. Although I’d be extra careful if there are bears in the vicinity.
Do you have a White Castle near by? If so, order about 2 cheese White Castles, 2 jalapeno cheeseburgers and 3 chicken ring w/cheese sandwiches. Plus, a sack of onion rings. (This is my usual mean after coming home from the bars). Now, chase all this down with some very dark beer.