Sorry. Not good enough. It’s Scott Peterson or nothing!
Teri is pregnant? :eek:
The way they’ve been acting since this went national, I’d say any service they attend themselves will already have monkeys.
I’m sure Bob Schindler is working on it.
And they’ll hold a news conference to say that’s what Terri would have wanted. :smack:
HaaaaHaaaaaHahahaha !! That’s the first real laugh I’ve had here other than those of disbelief. Thanks. 
An aside to MS… we’ll be looking for a Governor of the State of Florida pretty soon. Any plans?
I suspect Randall Terry will, in fact, attend.
From what I’ve seen, they always have had.
Apologies to monkeys
For some reason, I read that as “Tony Randall will, in fact attend,” and thought, Omigod, they’re actually raising the dead!!
This raises an interesting hypothetical: If a protestor or other Terri “supporter” managed to get her pregnant, would they then have a legitimate “right to life” case to keep her on the feeding tube to save the fetus? :dubious:
Maybe he will. Have John Edward ask him.
The sad thing is, the whole reason Terri was being treated by doctors at the time of her heart attack is because she and Michael were trying to get pregnant. She had fertility doctors who were supposed to be closely monitoring her so she could conceive, yet managed to miss her bulimia (which is why Michael was able to prevail against them in his malpractice suit).
That wasn’t really a joke. There has been a case or two of long-term comatose women in institutions becoming pregnant. A hospital worker in my state was convicted of rape a year or two ago based on the DNA evidence.
Hey, who wouldn’t?
“AAAAAHHHHHWAAAAAAAAA” monkeys at my funeral. Clear as day. Can’t you guys “feel it” in those recordings.
aaaaaaahhhhhhwaaaaaa nt to thank you for that post.
Well, I’m extraordinarily sensative to that sort of thing. My cat and I have long philosophical discussions, I can communicate with the dead and put you in contact with your past lives. Tea leaves tell the future and my plants speak to me. So communicating with this mentally disabled woman is fairly easy for a person of my talents. I’m surprised the rest of you can’t tell that recording is actually Terri rebuting Stephan Hawking’s theories on astrophysics.
Aaaaaah WAAAAAA to get in bed with spammers!
I like this pitch from their website:
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Your demand is my command.:
Just when you thought this thing was winding down, in comes the pope. No, not to schill for one side or the other. To get a quote on used feeding tubes.
This could get just as messy, if not moreso. At least the future of Catholicism doesn’t rest on the fate of Terri.
Oy vey.
Or should I say AAAAHH WAAAAH!