Let's All Chip In, And Buy This Blimp

Nah.
Seller has a low rating. Wait until somebody else stocks one.

Too much air, not enough ship. I’m thinking more of a floating yacht, you know?

Unless you guys just want to make a run out to Angel Falls. I guess I’d be up for that. If my dog can come.

This is the Dope, we need to be pendantic.

I’m in, as long as I can do a parachute jump from it when we get it airborne. All I need is a thousand feet- preferably two thousand but a thousand will do. I’ve never logged a blimp jump.

This was my exact first thought on seeing the thread title.

Does it come with drazy hoops?

and yet, no link for the new kids…

No, but –
Mairzy doats And dozy doats
And liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you?

Everybody needs to get a blimp.

We must have a chase plane.

Well?
Who’s in?
I got tree fiddy.

As I said, you ain’t safe with those things.