https://gsaauctions.gov/gsaauctions/aucindx/?sl=91QSCI17238301
We need this!
Have we learned nothing about The Horror Of Blimps?
Can we pay with superfluous commas?
If The Dope does acquire that thing, no one will ever say “We’re gonna need a bigger blimp!” 
Hell yeah, I pledge £20…
Dude, you are not safe with those things.
Only if we can modify it to use vacuum.
At least we know it will take off from a treadmill.
But what if it’s filled with pudding instead of helium?
No, we need this JL421 Badonkadonk tank first!
I had it on my Xmas list one year but nobody bought it for me. I was sad. 
Look at the “customers also viewed” on that page!
Passion Lube in the 55 gallon drum, Uranium Ore, Zagone Studios Goosh Pants??
The comments in the Uranium ore sample are hilarious. As are the reviews of the book, “How to Avoid Huge Ships.”
Hell, it’s actually moored in Lakehurst NJ. Oh, the humanity!
I want the kind that can have messages in lights running across the sides, so that we can send it across country with information appropriate to fighting ignorance. Of course, we’d have to agree on the messages, which would probably happen about the time we manage to scrape up the money.
Well, duh: “A New Life Awaits You In The Off-World Colonies.”
Keep going and you’ll get to an Infant Circumcision Trainer.
Just think of all the sporting events we could see for FREE - not to mention Avis Stacklemeyer sunbathing nude next door!
Yowza!
The envelope is getting a bit long in the tooth; probably not a lot of life left in it. However, it does have a 2500lb payload so a lighted message board is quite possible.
I also know a relatively nearby airport that is blimp friendly & has been used as a temporary mooring point for other blimps for weeks at a time. However, it’s in the no-fly zone when trump decides to play golf.
I’ve done a couple dozen helium inflations so I could be crew chief.
I’m beginning to consider drunken parties on a blimp.
Perhaps my negative vote may be swayed…
I dunno about you, but I’d prefer a mohel old enough to vote.