Really? What’s wrong with Prozzak? It was just a novelty-/side-act for two of the members of The Philosopher Kings, much as The Monks was a spoof of punk by two members of Strawbs. It’s not like they intended to be taken seriously, unlike pretty much all of the other choices.
Definitely still the alltime champeen.
Yeah, but at least you can tell the oversaturated color and “low budget” colored backgrounds were intentional. Book of Love by Hit ‘n’ Hide tops that, it looks like it was made by a bunch of confused, drunken LARPERs on a slow day. At least their other videos (i.e. Space Invaders) had… like… production value and something that could at least pretend to be plot.
I humbly submit Strokin’.
Oh, and in honour of my flaming friend Greg, It’s OK to Be Gay.
ETA: Dig the chihuahua taking a fabulous shit.
How do these fucking videos keep getting worse as we get further into the thread? Jesus.
But here’s another one: (Let Me) Smell Yo Dick
Great, now I got…“It’s OK to be gay,let’s rejoice with the boys in the gay way”
stuck in my head
most disturbing music video ever…brilliant but very disturbing
Oh god, I laughed and laughed at the OP video. Is that what happens when you put ompah loompas on steroids? We must exterminate them all.
WTF? Okay, some of those are at least funny, but those last two I couldn’t watch.
Here’s what I found just linked from the ones shown.
Princess Superstar - Bad Babysitter
And
Wait for it
Jizz In My Pants
Right on all three counts.
Well, they are both Danish groups from the bubblegum dance craze era.
Then maybe you would like this one, with the most direct sexual metaphor I’ve ever seen. 
I’m not even sure it qualifies as a metaphor. Mette Christiansen, the singer, died of cancer before they could release a second album, though.
What does it say about me if I knew exactly what video you were talking about as soon as I read that?
Valete,
Vox Imperatoris
ETA: And a really weird music video, also from Denmark, Dub-i-Dub by Me & My.
NOOOOO!!! That sucks. That she died of cancer, I mean. The Licky Licky song is ridiculous but it’s an instant earworm, and she was hot and seems like she could actually sing.
Wow, that is EPIC. It’s like Lord of the Rings plus Chronicles of Narnia plus Princess Bride plus some kind of Greek mythology as sung by an Elven Rick Astley with long hair.
I present Dream Evil: The Book of Heavy Metal.
Also, gotta say I loved that era of music videos that produced the Bonnie Tyler video; it’s like no one quite knew what to do with videos that weren’t just video of the band performing, so they went with the most literal interpretation of the songs, like the guys working out in Olivia Newton-John’s “Let’s Get Physical.”
Oh yeah, and Greg Kihn’s Jeopardy.
Dodgy on so many levels, I wouldn’t know where to start!
I can’t get “Licky Licky” out of my head. Thanks.
Well, everyone probably knows this already, but Gunther’s Ding Dong Song, is an all-time favorite of mine for cringeworthy earworm music.
Why did I click on the Indian version of “Thriller” when viewing one of these other atrocities?
Hammerfall - Hearts of Fire (curling version)
Emperor - The Loss and Curse of Reverence
Rhapsody - Rain of a Thousand Flames (not worksafe): [noparse]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRQ6thP8D0w[/noparse]
You guys are the best. Seriously, this thread is a gold mine. And by “gold” I mean “crap.”
Licky Licky haunted my dreams all night Friday. It was brutal.