Let's all try to be like jarbabyj!

Arden_Ranger · April 22, 2001, 5:41pm

Hmm…

:: pondering the implications of dicklathe ::

:: considers what a lathe does ::

Now, if I was acting as a lathe…

:eek:

Call me.

drpepper · April 22, 2001, 5:56pm

It’s called assonance. Ahem. Really.

mighty_maxx · April 22, 2001, 9:01pm

In the power tool category:
Crapsaw
shitbit
fuckjumper

Irrelevance to body parts and various articles of clothing:
buttnose (compliments of a 5 year old on the street)**
Shitsock
pubefloss**, as in a piece of…

friedo · April 22, 2001, 9:20pm

My favorite of late (that I invented all by myself) is dungfucker.

tiny_ham · April 22, 2001, 10:16pm

my sweet holy christ that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

CRAPSAW.

You motherfucking crapsaw…I’m going to use that today. Where’s my husband?

jarbaby

El_Kabong · April 23, 2001, 5:34am

Lessee here…dredging a few up from my old days on the railroad, back in the '70’s:

Cockknocker
Whoremaster
Dickfucker (not sure how that works, exactly)
Fuckmonkey

Efficient movement of freight rquires much cursing, apparently.

Tranquilis · April 23, 2001, 5:34am

Shithook
Fartwhiffer
Mungwhalloper
Bungmiester
Crapslurper

Many more, but it’s late.

Tranquilis · April 23, 2001, 5:38am

Ooh! I almost forgot:

Needledick the Bugfucker

JonScribe · April 23, 2001, 7:24am

Sirs,
It has come to our attention that you are using our names without prior permission. Please desist or we will be forced to take legal action.

Sincerely,

Bungmesiter, Twattweaker, Pubefloss,
Pissladle & Snatchloafer,
Attorneys at Law

Airman_Doors_USAF · April 23, 2001, 12:39pm

All of those are good, but my favorite from the boards is Fuckdrop, said not so long ago by Nocturne .

Jarbaby’s insults are exceptional, though.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled posts.

moi · April 23, 2001, 12:44pm

I related this thread to cat last night (yes, mostly for the excuse to call him a crapsaw at top volume) and managed to also refer to him as a titsnorter and a snatchrachet. Can I get some points for these? I need to see how far a long I am to preparing my first Pit thread…

Arden_Ranger · April 23, 2001, 12:59pm

snatchrachet. Heh. That’s a good one. I’ll be looking for the chance to call someone that all day now.

Way to go moi!

RickJay · April 23, 2001, 2:09pm

Allow me to interject:

**Cumsponge

Spunkweasel

Cuntvise

Cockfilleter

Sheistenmeister

Cockstraw**

tiny_ham · April 23, 2001, 2:16pm

Well of course you know, this one’s my favorite. GERMAN insults, now that’s a category I’ve never set foot in.

jarbaby

Albert_Rose · April 23, 2001, 2:37pm

Is anyone going to Hawaii anytime soon? Could you bring me back a butt monkey?

pulykamell · April 23, 2001, 2:40pm

[sulk]nobody likes my german insult…[/sulk]
runs off to corner to whimper

j/k Spunkweasel…hmmm…that’s a keeper!

tiny_ham · April 23, 2001, 2:43pm

Herr Cockmeister is an insult? I know a guy who would tattoo that on his chest.

jarbaby

pulykamell · April 23, 2001, 2:43pm

Oh, wait, I see… not German enough. perhaps I shoulda writ Herr Schwanzmeister or Fraeulein Fickenkopf instead

that_darn_cat · April 23, 2001, 2:55pm

Don’t you mean cuntjester?

thinksnow · April 23, 2001, 4:43pm

I’ve been known to tell people to shut their cockholsters when I just can’t stand to hear their voice anymore. I think that is one of my favorites.
A common warning in my old place of work was for people to keep their shithooks or assgrabbers off of other peoples things.
Sweaty-sackfloss and Dinglebutter are staples of any good shopping list.

Oh and Arden dear, you already have a cockscraper. It’s right below your nose and above your chin. Easy with the teeth, though.
And for some reason, blacks assdremel has me chuckling mightily(the word, not the use of.) What a puddle of twatspittle.