It’s a real tool, but sounds like it oughtta be applied to a real tool: Bung Wrench.
Sports-related:
Dung-surfer
Wildlife:
Wrinkle-necked Stinksnake
Misc:
Turdsmoker
Dear, if it’s scraping, something’s not right! That’s one thing I never ever do wrong.
Oh, and before I forget. A friend of mine uses this one a lot as his ultimate, non-gender specific insult and it always cracks me up.
festering twat-beast
Yup, she’s a keeper!
On second thought…
I didn’t say he ever called ME that!
twat beast
I just had an entire National Geographic article flash through my mind about the unexpected discovery of such an animal.** The Illusive Twat Beast**. HAHA. I’ll be snickering all day.
My baby sister once called me a cumfar. My mouth is still open in shock.
I like the idea of German swearwords: everything sounds like a curse when spoken in German. How about Scheisseschnitzel? Kuntwurst? Dickschnitzel? Fuckwurst? I’m obviously running dry.
That’s cumfart.
Thank you, danke and whew lissener, for clearing that up.
For I thought she was making some statement as to the projectory of your…well, you know…um…your…sticky stuff.
jarbaby
[sub]snicker[/sub]
<chuckle>
Mmmmph!
Bwuhahahahaa!
Wow. Remember that line in Billy Madison? Something about being 10% dumber? I now fully understand that line.
[gloating]
So, it’s been fourteen days, and that darn cat still hasn’t come up with his own jarbabyism.
I was explaining the idea of jarbabyisms to our non-SDMB roommate (horrors!) and rejoicing in Arden’s praise of snatchratchet (Thanks, Arden! :D).
Roommate pondered for a minute and said, “Like, shitwidget?”
moi gives a big grin of joy “Exactomundo!”
cat begins tearing out his hair and clawing at his eyes
Needless to say, he is still known to break into sobs of shame at a moment’s notice…often after being called a shitwidget.
[/gloating]
asslizard
found in a similar ecological niche as the buttmonkey, I guess
I’m getting to this a little late, but I’m picturing how well cocksocket and snatchrachet go together.
Wasn’t that Kate Crapsaw in “Indiana Jones And the Temple Of Doom?”
Oh gawd. I had a pickle about 20 minutes ago with my absolutely DEEEVINE homepacked burger. A POX upon thee,iampunha for distorting a recent and pleasantly filling memory!!!
<—crossing eyes, fingers, making evil signs at punha, etc.
Cartooniverse
A personal favorite I haven’t seen yet
** Buttweasel [/sub]
and the classic(thank you ** Office Space **)
** assclown **
I’m rather partial to fuckles myself. Sort of an earthy, dorkish clown.
"Now look here Fuckles . . . "
Heehee:) I do aim to please, especially in the Pit.
Cumgarglers.