You’re a moron, Mss. Giirl
You really are a idiot.
You’re as fucking stupid as Bush.
You’re as charming as a telemarketer.
Mss. Giirl
You are a smelly idiot
with a blunt dirty sock reek
You’re a mouth-breathing cretin, Mss. Giirl
Your head’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spammers,
You’ve got arsenic in your undies.
Mss. Giirl
You must come from a long and illustrious line of inbreeding to have achieved the present state of mental capacity of a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You’re a fucking idiot one, Mss. Giirl
You have The Veiw on your TV dial.
You’re not as intelligent as God made “special” granite
Mss. Giirl
Given the choice between the two of you
I’d trust the special granite.
You’re a stupid idiot one, Mss. Giirl
You’re a dumb, numb flunk.
Your medi-chart is full of colon cleansing
Your mp3 player is full of Celine Dion.
Mss. Giirl
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: “Flink. flank. flunk.”
You’re a dumb idiot, Mss. Giirl
You’re acting fucking retarded.
Your part’s a 3rd rate extra
on a 4th rate B-movie,
Mss. Giirl
oh and You were dropped on the head as a small child, weren’t you? (It’d take a smarter person then me to work that one in there, and apologies if you actually do watch the View) Gadarene and Silver Tyger Girl get the cred for the insults from another thread (some modified a bit to fit, ya’ll need to learn to ryhmn better) but implementing them was my own choice and idea. The poem is parody of “you’re a mean one Mr Grinch” from “How the Grinch stole Christmas” by Dr. Suess and since it doesn’t take the place of said work marketing wise (At least I hope people won’t read this post to their kids at Christmas) it should be legal under fair use doctrine for parody.
Mods, in the interests of clarity if I’m warned or banned please be so kind to quote and bold, or italicize, or otherwise distinguish the parts that crossed the line from the rest of it.
Well, you clearly ain’t Cervaise. And I don’t particularly like you, so have a Gfactor sanctioned “Screw You” just for grins.
Only things that seem questionable to me are the “fucking retarded” and the crack about being the product of inbreeding. Slamming somebody’s family is not cool in my book.
That said, you didn’t call her a cunt or insult Planned Parenthood. Arguably a parody of the Grinch song is somewhat creative. I’d say no warning or banning under any sane application of the current insane rules. In actual practice, who the fuck knows?
Edit: You might get some lame ass “This isn’t a real pitting, so naughty naughty” deal.
Why would “fucking retarded” be questionable? Today’s clues had more to do with sex/non-sex (keep reading that thread–there was more clarification later–the sex/non-sex distinction may not hold up for long):
Well yeah, but that’s just true. It doesn’t have any heat behind it regardless of how I read it.
Your guess is as good as mine. That just seemed to be the closest thing to being objectionable in the OP. I don’t think it is an actual problem, but then again, I don’t think there was anything wrong with the pit.
