Let's collect the toughest Riddles

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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In order to make ourselves sound clever(or atleast confirm the dorkiness), I thought it might be cool to collect all the toughest riddles we know.

Oh, post the answers also.

I’ll start.

You have to say this one for it to work best. Say it exactly as I write it.

This eight letter word has “kst” in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end.

Answer? Page down.

Inkstand. You see? kst is in the middle. In is in the beginning. And is at the end. Quite tough actually. Now, your turn.

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A man with no eyes
saw apples on a tree
he neither took them
nor left them
now how can that be?

[sub]The answer is that he had one eye and he saw two apples. He took one of them. Hey, can we make text write backwards? I loved it when we had to hold up mirrors to the logic problems to get the answer.[/sub]

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What has it got in its pocketses?

Hint: Not handses . . .

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How Is A Raven Like a Writing Desk?
::fleeing::

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What do a laser and a goldfish have in common?

Neither can whistle.

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'Twas in heaven pronounced, 'twas muttered in hell,
and echo caught faintly the sound as it fell.
On the confines of earth it was permitted to rest,
and in the depths of its presence there was confessed.

You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue.
But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung.
What is it?

Shining with inner fire, yet cold as a stone
Red and gold throughout it, yet white as a bone.
Brought forth from the earth in a far southern land,
To rest upon the finger of a maiden’s smooth hand.

[sub]1. The letter “H”.[/sub]
[sub]2. A bell.[/sub]
[sub]3. Hi Opal!.[/sub]

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groans at Mike and sends a water balloon at his back FOUL!

clears her throat to tell hers

What when you say its name it disappears?

and

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs were eating supper. What did Snow White serve them?

will answer later so people can’t peek If you saw the movie though you will probably get them.