Let's come up with some all-too-pertinent honorifics

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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For reference see Honorific - Wikipedia

As an example consider:

Your Irreverence, Lenny Bruce
Your Flatulence, Ted Cruz
Your Irrelevance, Pauly Shore

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John Boehner - Your Stubborness
Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore - Your Intolerance
Anne Coulter - Your Ignorance
Justin Bieber - Your Insolence
Jimmy Fallon - Your Irreverence

I think all of these are probably interchangeable.

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Your Highness, Cheech Marin

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Good ones, folks! Thanks for the additions.

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I’d go with “Your Orangeness” for Boehner.

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And “Your Tortoiseness” for Mitch McConnell.

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For Mitch I could see:
Your Oiliness or
Your Greasiness or even
Your Sliminess

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Your Insolvency, Nicolas Cage