Let's Create Some Hype for Monday Night Football!

What a freakin’ laugh. It’s Dallas 3, Washington 0 at the end of the half. On Fox, the A’s and Yanks are playing a hell of a Game 5, locked in a nail-biter.

Flashing back to MNF, I’ve seen better football at the Pee-Wee level. They’re getting outscored by a fuckin’ baseball game!

Who’s playing next week on MNF? Tonight’s game is a dog.

I think my highschool football team, which went 8-0, could have done well tonight against either team.

And I’m really missing Norv. For all his suckiness, he didn’t suck with quite the “I’ll suck, but I won’t swallow” intensity of Marty “Coach Schottenheimer, Coach Schottenheimer, Coach Schottenheimer and Coach Schottenheimer will be my assistants this year” Schottenheimer.

OK, so the Cowboys won. Go figure. It’s not like it was such a shocker and all. I mean somebody had to win (tie notwithstanding). Some of the worse offense ever.

Know what’s worse? Now I have to deal with Cowboys fans being all smug and whatnot.

Hey, RT, where’s the next stop for the Redskin’s Suckwagon[sup]TM[/sup]? Do I need exact fare?

punha, St. Mary’s School For The Legally Blind could have easily handled either team.