The clinic’s corporate HQ decides to use our favorite dysfunctional clinic to test some new automated abortion technology…
…if only they had chosen a company other than Aperture Science (Black Mesa’s quote was too high)
Cave Johnson supplies them with five crucial bits of AS tech;
P-body type robot
The Dual Portal device
A copy of GlaDOS to serve as the master control AI for the automated abortion tech
Deadly Neurotoxins
Combustible Lemons…
So on top of everything else, the staff has to worry about the possibility of their jobs being replaced by automated technology…
… will the Aperture tech work? Will the staff be downsized? Stay tuned
I’m willing to bet that JSB would actually be a hit, particularly if it were done by a cable channel that would allow it to push the boundaries more than is seen in a typical broadcast network show.
Okay, new idea, the staff at JSA have to deal with an outbreak of vampirism, a lot of young teenage girls are coming in pregnant, and the common thread joining these cases together? The male genetic donors are vampires…
…specifically the whiny, moody “meyerverse” twilight emopires…
Thankfully, these young women have realized what a mistake they made in being intimate with one of those whiny, defanged wusses, and they want the unwanted crotchfruit to go away, permanently
…viewer discretion advised, exceeds the USRDA recommended maximums for mumbly, whiny, navel gazing and stupid emotional interpersonal crap.
Scott Bakula plays a so-called psychic abortion protestor on JSB. He puts his hands on pregnant women’s stomachs and claims to be able to tell them how wonderful the future of their child will be if given up for adoption and how horrible it will be if raised by a single mother. He then refers them to an adoption agency that he secretly owns.
And let’s not forget the Very Special Episode where the lead anti-abortion comes into the clinic wanting to terminate her pregnancy. Of course, she’s pregnant only because the condom broke, and she doesn’t want to have any contact with the other “sluts” in the clinic.
Oh, I forgot to mention, that in the House Special episode, Rowan Atkonson and Rony Robinson appear in drag as female abortion patients, and Dr. House can’t seem to shake the feeling that he knows both of them, from somewhere, but he can’t quite put his finger on it
All except for exactly one episode every season. But the episode is chosen at random and is not any different from any other episode. Even better if in a two-parter, part 1 is a dream but part 2 is not, and this is never explained.
OR
During the ending, the main character wakes up in a bed on a space station, or an undersea lab, or some other fascinating and completely different locale. But we only see it for a few seconds at the end of each episode and never get to see the real world of the show. Even better if each ending is entirely different so the main character wakes up in a completely different place each episode.
Also, have one episode a year starts with a character waking up from a dream. Butch dreamed that someone dreamed the bomb-rigged robot dog; but that was a dream. It really was a bomb.
And the anti-abortion protestors are always comparing the people killed in 9/11 to the number of “babies” killed through abortion.
The Planned Parenthood is located right across the street from the local 9/11 memorial. The protestors scream over the speakers at the hour and a half “real time” remembrance ceremony held on 9/11.
NOTE: This episode is based on a true event that occured in Englewood, New Jersey on Saturday, September 11, 2010. If I hadn’t been anti-abortion-protestors before that display of total and utter disrespect, I would have been afterwards.
Ooh ooh could we have a running count of the number of abortions since the start of the show at the end of each episode? Sort of like the Battlestar Galactica “number of survivors” thing.
And since the show is about fundies vs. abortion providers, sometime we have to have an arc about the Antichrist-to-be and whether it will/should be aborted or not.
That’s a good idea, but how about we go with a little “real time” counter down in one of the lower corners of the screen? Have it ticking over constantly during each episode so that the viewers are given to understand that there are other abortions taking place there besides the ones performed by Garofalo. Her abortions are just the ones that are the funniest.
