I love when people come up with funny captions to odd or straight-laced photos. I’m not good at picking photos. But, here is my attempt: %$!#&*% crabgrass!.
The winner, as determined by someone, will not be attacked by an angry cat on Whitsuntide. I guarantee it.*
*All guaranteed are not binding. See contest display at local Post Office for details.
“Honey, I shrunk the Marlboro Man!”
“And here we see a microscopic view of the pubic lice that infest Vaqueros.”
Juan Valdez enjoying some quiet time on his farm, soon after resigning from his position with the Columbian Coffee Federation. Juan will begin a new career as Director of Marketing for Philip Morris on July 1.
‘Burt Reynold’s horse deleted by 1920’s style death rays’
“Come to where the flavor is.”
or
“Idiots! I’m working with idiots! They’re not gonna rob us on the way DOWN the mountain!”
“Scientists confirm how Velcro really works: tiny men, sitting on tiny mules, wielding tiny lassos.”
Have we shrunk, or has the grass grown big? duuuuuuude.
Sitting atop his donkey-shaped sled, Juan Valdez celebrates his victory in this year’s Die Tequila-Luge.
“I know that dang contact lens gotta be around here somewhere!”
Grass or gas, nobody rides my ass for free or sumthin’ like that.