The Caption Contest Rides Again

It has been a few days (hours?) since our last caption contest, so when I saw this picture, I just had to post it for captioning:

Caption This

“…and for my third wish I told the Genie I wanted a 12-inch prick and there he is.”

“Yo, Bob, you think this will give enough power?”

Joe! Watch out! That’s not the Internet connection!

Joe hates European power outlets.

Jack sneakily unplugs the giant’s life support before making off with the gold.

“maybe this will get me on the SDMB Celebrity Death Pool”

“Honey, this time the kids shrunk me! Hey! Pay attention to me! OK, I’ll unplug the lamp, maybe that’ll get her attention …”

It won’t work Ken… Barbies vibrator runs on batteries!

Hey! Let’s get small

Wow, man. That is some righteous s–t.

Ah f–k, :smack: , forgot to plug in the lava lamp…

Unplug the vacuum? Look, Endora, I am not your personal servant and I am not going to put up with this!

:: poof ::

OK, OK, I’m unplugging, I’m unplugging …

Bigger is better, but this is ridiculus.

“You shut up! The Apple III is the best computer ever!!!

Socket and see

This ought to be enough juice for that 1920’s style death ray.

Just proof that Levi execs. are really running out of Ad ideas.

Switching the power grid on in New Orleans.

One day they’ll have machines that do this.