A cat, a broom, a caption contest

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I have here in my hands- well, in my Flickr account- an astonishly astonishing photo of astonishing proportions. (To be exact, two photos- I’m not sure [del]witch[/del] which to use).

Of course, a picture like this screams for a witty caption. But alas, I have not been able to think of a good one. That is why I turn to you, Netizens of the Straight Dope, for help with making a funny photo into an epically funny photo.

Ready, set, submit! Winner gets [del]a Ferrari[/del] the warm feeling of having their their wit on display [del]for eternity[/del] for the people on my email list.

Note: This is NOT a LOLCAT. It is not intended to be a LOLCAT. You can post LOLish comments if you like, but I won’t end up using them.

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Photo #2 caption: “What broom?”

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I don’t like getting splinters in my butt.

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So what time is the next flight?

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It’s very windy today, and Mama forgot to tie her broom down.

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Not only are you going to New Hampshire, you’re going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and you’re going to California and Texas and New York … And you’re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then you’re going to Washington, D.C.,

Feed me that shit again and you will be without a broom over Iraq!

Yeaaaaaaaah!

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The above post was for caption 1

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Anyone got any jumper cables?

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D’oh, I always forget that I need to change back into human form before I can fly this thing.

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#1 is (male) cat screaming “Hurry up already! Your dress is FINE!”. I got nothing for #2.

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  1. Quick, the witch went that way! (suckers!)
  2. I can has evil magic?
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That would be for the second picture. The first would be some kind of incantation or magic word that would normally make her broom fly. In a three panel comic,

Panel 1: {pic 1)“They think they can get away from me? Fly, broom!”
Panel 2: (pic 2, no caption)
Panel 3: {pic 2) “D’oh! I always forget to change back [to human form] before I try to fly this thing!”

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  1. “C’mon Endora. We’re gonna be late for the Halloween Ball!”

  2. “Happens every time. She rushes me to get ready and I end up waiting for her to ‘put on her face’. Witch!!”

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Pic#1: “Bristling cat”

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“No more sweeping. Pay attention to MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”

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Up, up and away
My beautiful, my beautiful Baaa-Rrrrrrooooooooommmm!"

Courtesy of the 5th Dimension

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I probably should have mentioned somewhere that Mystery is female.

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Cat what? Wait a minute… what’s a catapult?

ETA: Pic #1

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THIS is terrible. Awful. Go to the corner. No cookie for you. :smiley:

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Stay here she says. No cat allowed she says.

Face of Boe’s cat.