A cat, a broom, a caption contest

But I like the cookie!

#1

Oh yeah? I’ll make it fly all right, right up your @$$ ! ! !

Moooooommmmm! Hurry up! I’m going to be late for soccer practice!

No, you are NOT going out tonight young lady! You are going to stay home and finish your potions homework! ! !

Well, maybe I’ll take this broom to the Christmas party. It dances better than you do anyway! ! !

Yeah, you should have. She’s still a very pretty girl. I have a weakness for black cats, so I’m biased.

I am helpless with laughter from this one.

Bah-HAAAAAAA-ha-ha-ha-ha-haah!

  1. She said we’d go to the ice cream shop right after we scare the kids at Lover’s Leap, but then she said she just needed a minute on Facebook…and I’m getting hungry…

Since Mystery is a female.

  1. “Why don’t you just stop and ask for directions.”

and

#2. “I should have save the $200 and flown coach.”

either photo
Your ride is here.

1 : “OK . . . LAUNCH !”

or

“Catapult Cat is GO !”

2 : “OK, Fluffy, grab your end and caaaarefully lift me up to the birdcage.”

A cat, a broom, a caption contest. Panama!

A man, a ptset no cnoit, a cam, O! Or bat! A taca.

Nope. Doesn’t work for me.

Release the monkeys!

::sigh:: She always makes me wait on the broom when we go to the store.

I saw the first photo, and my first thought was that the kitty (cute, by the way) was shouting “MINE!” My second thought was “Witch? Who needs a stinking WITCH?”

The second photo is a “Did you think I was going to sit on the cold deck?”

I’d choose the first one, for pure cute.

My daughter says that photo #1 is “Cleanup on aisle 2!”. She says that photo #2 is cute, but doesn’t have any caption for it.

  1. Wingardium Leviosaaaaaaa!
  1. It was then that Mystery realised he’d left the handbrake on.
  1. Good thing this broom is not a box…I’d be half-dead by now.

#2: Forget Dorothy, just zap the damn dog.