I’m relying on your sense of humor, Dopers, to make this Thursday a bit tolerable.
Have you got a caption for this one?
“How would you like to try the new Ronco Wig Stapler[tm]”
“Cinderella’s evil stepmother and ugly stepsisters discuss their plans for the upcoming royal ball.”
Evil thoughts run through Henry’s mind as his shaggy-haired “life partner” Jamie (who has completed her transgender operations) rambles on and on to the soon-to-be schoolteacher of their recently adopted Himalyan whistle kid. Henry’s blood sugar is running low and he would like to hurry out to nearest Marble Slab Creamery for a sweet treat!
“Roz, the operation on your husband was a success. The cranial implant is working perfectly. Press this button here and he’ll finally give you that foreplay you’ve always wanted. Press the green button and he’ll actually last more than 2 minutes inside you. When you’ve had enough, just press Eject.”
“With customary delight, Dr. Ruth explains to Melissa the correct grip she should employ when performing manual simulation. Alex, Melissa’s husband, watches on with approval.”
“In this vest I’m sure to get a three-some…Bingo!”
*hahahaha 
Thanks! *
"You want to tape the sound my husband makes when I throw this frisbee at him? "
“stroke ze penis! STROKE ze PEEEEEnis!!” cackled Dr. Ruth, with maniacal glee
actually this is what I think anytime I see any remotely resembling Dr. Ruth…