dragongirl I’m sorry that happened to you, but that’s hysterical! 
Wow, five fart/pooping stories and no period ones?
I was meeting a friend for lunch, decided to girl up for him, do the hair and makeup thing and wear my cute new khaki skirt and chestiful sleeveless top. We had a nice chatty lunch, spent about twenty minutes in the parking lot showing off our respective new vehicles and lingering over goodbyes.
He drives off to return to work and I decide to visit the nearby bookstore. Grab a latte and spend a half-hour thouroughly checking out the clearance section, crouching to move piles around and see what’s underneath, climbing to the top shelf, etc. Finally whittle it down to four, visit the cashier and leave.
Arrive at my girlfriend’s house to pick up my son and the first words out of her mouth? “What’s on your skirt? Turn around, oh honey!”
Yeah, some of us don’t so much get the PMS as a warning, I don’t cramp until day two usually. No idea precisely when I started, but from the sheer volume of stainage I have to presume it was a few hours at least. :smack: