Let's go camping! Better sell the family jewels first!

Camping in Australia has a long and proud tradition, giving pretty much every person the opportunity to get out bush for the cost of a tank of petrol and an esky full of VB and ice. Most of the National and State Parks have also had a tradition of charging either nothing, or a peppercorn fee for sleeping under the stars on their land, until now.

Fuckers have upped their fees to the astronomical fucking limits. You wanna sleep here for 13 nights over the Xmas break? “Well, we provide a pit-dunny, byo-toilet paper of course, byo water and firewood, except, ahhh, forget the firewood, you can’t have a campfire! And for the privilege, we’ll debit your CC for SIX HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS!!” (and that’s one of the cheaper ones). :eek:

Goddamit. I know times are a’ changing and all, but bunging the tent and the kids in the back of the wagon was a way for us poor people/average family to experience a ‘holiday’ at some of the most beautiful places in this country. Whichever ‘numbers-cruncher’ decided it was a Good Thing to price a camping spot out of the reach of most families needs a red hot poker stuck up his or her arse…

…just sayin’.

What’s the official reason for such an steep increase?

That doesn’t sound like much of a holiday for the kids…

In theory, you let them out once you reach the destination.

Limited resources, high demand. Economics 101

The rangers used to complain that the dunnies filled up too fast, and they weren’t going to stand for it …

Exactly. Many National Park camping areas have been on a ‘ballot’ system availability over high demand times (Xmas, Easter etc) for a number of years now, but there are others that (were) still on a first-come-first-served basis until recently. Now with the changes, bookings and fees must be paid at ALL times during the year, regardless of demand.

Anyways, turns out it is cheaper for my family to go to a commercial camping ground this year than the National Park. This way we get hot showers and a flush dunny too.

:smiley:

…What’s a dunny?

Outhouse in this case. Indoor=flush dunny.

I’m guessing toilet.

Dig a hole in the ground, and crap into it …

a toilet.

Everything I need to know about camping in Australia I learned from this movie.

See, I was somehow under the misguided impression we spoke english on this board… :V

Just think of it as pre-payment for bushfire evacuation.

Most of the NPs we camp in are around $5-10/night. That’s pit dunny (cleaned every other day or every three days) and no other facilities.

$600 for 13 nights? Not horribly out of line these days, but usually you get better amenities.

Theare better amenities than crapping in a hole?

Yeah, some places now have flush toilets with lights (some sort of solar setup with battery storage, I think) and gas BBQs.

What an age we live in!

Yeah, but it’s Australian dollars, not real dollars. :smiley:

Don’t tell anybody, but some of them even have stones you can put around the campfire instead of just piling it anywhere. 5 star facilities!

You just have to set up the ten close enough to the fence line so that everyone has enough space to play cricket.

…esky?