Let's go camping! Better sell the family jewels first!

[araminty]

@kambuckta

DellieM, we’ve camped on the Murray many times, but we’re really hankering for some beach, with sand and real waves and seagulls and stuff this year.

So… Queensland?

[eschereal]

@kambuckta

No crocs in the Murray, need to drive about 2,500 km north before the big biting things start.

Yeah, but is Victoria not drop bear country?

[DellieM]

But the Eastern Brown Snakes are frisky …

[Morgenstern]

Don’t forget your billi boiling unit