Let's improv some Delta Blues!

♪♬ Ooooooooooo ♪♬
♪♬ My mojo ain’t workin’ ♪♬
♪♬ My mojo ain’t workin’ no mo ♪♬
♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬
♪♬ I said my mojo ain’t workin’ ♪♬
♪♬ I said my mojo ain’t workin’ no mo ♪♬
♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬
♪♬ And because my mojo ain’t workin’ ♪♬
♪♬ My big mama goin’ out the door ♪♬
♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬

I got my ass kicked yesterday
Didn’t know what to do
I went to my old lady, she said
Motherf
**** I’ll kick it too*

  • Franklin Ajaye

My old lady done left me …um…um…um…
Seems I got a woman on the side…uh huh…yes siree
Makes great bacon and sings like bird …oooo
Now I’m all set
Until she leaves me too

Shagnasty

♪♬ Ooooooooooo ♪♬
♪♬ My old black bones ♪♬
♪♬ My old black bones are hurtin’ me now ♪♬
♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬
♪♬ I said my old black bones ♪♬
♪♬ I said my old black bones are hurtin’ me now ♪♬
♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬
♪♬ ‘Cause my old black bones are hurtin’ ♪♬
♪♬ Can’t make my mojo work nohow ♪♬
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♪♬ Ooooooooooo ♪♬
♪♬ I take a northbound train ♪♬
♪♬ I take a northbound train to Chicago ♪♬
♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬
♪♬ I said I take a northbound train ♪♬
♪♬ Take a northbound train to Chicago ♪♬
♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬
Uh huh, that’s right
♪♬ And when my train stops in Chicago ♪♬
♪♬ I’ll get my mojo workin’ somehow ♪♬
♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬
That’s right

The Mcain Palin Blues
Apologies to Sonny Boy Williamson

Well, that I got somethin’ to tell ya, Sarah, gal
Sarah gal, that ya’ ought know
I can get me a woman, Sarah gal
Most ev’rywhere I go

But Lord, knows I’m-a wild about you, Sarah gal
I’m just as crazy as I can be
Lord, knows I’m wild about you, good Sarah gal
You ought to be a fool about me

Well now, look-a-here, my Alaska gal,
Sarah gal, you oughta be ashamed
When the GOP comes a callin’ you, Sarah gal,
You should be proud of John McCain

And my brother says he’s wild about you Alaska gal
He’s just as crazy as he can be
My brother says, wild about you Sarah gal
You oughta be a fool about him

Well now, here’s my picture, Alaska gal
I want you to keep it in yo’ frame
Now this other boy, days is all you been lookin’ at
Johnny want just the same

And Lord, knows I been worrin’ about you, Sarah gal
I be as crazy as I can be
Now, I’ll be thinkin’ 'bout you, Alaska gal
I hope you be kinda worried about me

<instrumental & hamonica>

Now, fare you well, my Sarah gal
I ain’t got no mo’ to say
There’s mister so an so taken my kingdom
I want you to have yo’ way

Lord, knows I’m wild about you, good Sarah gal
I’m just a crazy as I can be
You know I’m wild about you, Sarah gal
You ought to be a fool about me.

My baby, she done up and left me
My girl, she done gone to town
Lyin’ with a 'nother brother
Left me all lone and down

My woman, she got needs
None that I can fulfill
I ain’t got nothin’ fo her
Not even a single pill

The bed is cold and lonely
Her sister, she gone, too
Ain’t nothin’ for me
but to work it out and pay my due

Got them Low-Down, Hung-Down, Brung-Down
Can’t Get a Hard-On Blues

Woke up this mornin’ ♪♬
It was Monday again ♪♬
World full of hurt ♪♬
Heart full of pain ♪♬
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Woke up this mornin’ ♪♬
All sad and blue ♪♬
No grits in the pan♪♬
No lovin’ from you♪♬
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♪♬
I got a man
He’s 'bout six feet tall
He sure can talk
But he can’t ball
♪♬
Whoa, I got a man
He’s big and strong
He loves it quick
But I love it long
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