I’m Henry the 8th, I am, Enery the 8th I am I am…
Good night, Irene
Jenny I’ve got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don’t change your number
Dammit, Janet, I love you!
Beaten to the punch! (Damn that 60-second delay.)
Kyle’s mom’s a bitch, she’s a big fat bitch…
Get up Lucy!
M-i-c-k-e-y m-o-u-s-e!
Her name was MacGill, she called herself Lil.
But everyone knew her as Nancy.
-“Rocky Raccoon,” by some nobodies from Liverpool
Nevermind
Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled the trigger, now he’s dead
Ollie Hardy should have had more sense.
He bought a gee-gee and he jumped a fence,
All for the sake of a couple of pence.
“Junior’s Farm,” by one of the aforementioned nobodies from Liverpool
Well, here’s another clue for you all:
The walrus was Paul
See post above
Everybody’s in despair, every girl and boy.
But when ***Quinn ***the Eskimo gets here,
Everybody’s gonna jump for joy.
Lovely Rita meter maid
May I inquire discreetly
When are you free to take some tea with me?
. . . weighing in at 19 stone
She was a whole lotta woman-
A whole lotta Rosie
Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha…
Tamara and Tatiana, Olga and Marina,
Nina and Natasha, Iskra and Anastasia
Those Russian girls are dancing queens.
Russian Reggae - Nina Hagen
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave*** Ulysses,*** how his naked ears were tortured by the sirens sweetly singing.
Oh Valerie! You give me heart attack
Oh Valerie! You put me on the rack
Oh you say that I’m history, you say I’m no good
Then you want to be two babes in the wood
That’s what I call playing to the gallery
Well I’m a-wait, wait, waiting for Valerie
A Goddess on the mountain top
Was burning like a silver flame
The summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name.