Goodbye Norma Jean, though I never knew you at all
Tramp!
What you call me?
Tramp.
You didn’t!
You don’t wear continental clothes, or Stetson hats.
Well I tell you one dog-gone thing. It makes me feel good to know one thing. I know I’m a lover.
Matter of opinion.
That’s all right, Mama was. Papa too. And I’m the only child. Lovin’ is all I know to do.
You know what, Otis?
What?
You’re country.
That’s all right
-Tramp, Otis Redding
Chris De Burgh, “Patricia the Stripper”
I never wanted to be in Quasimodo’s Dream
The Reels
Whether you’d prefer a first name or a last one, I give you “Rumble”:
Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night
And wouldn’t you love to love her?
Fleetwood Mac “Rhiannon”
It’s you… And me forever
Sara Smile
– Hall and Oates
Hang your head, **Tom **Dooley,
Hang your head and cry;
You killed poor Laurie Foster,
And you know you’re bound to die.
I want a girl with toes like Uma Thurman and body like suicide doors on a Mack truck
– Suicide Uma, performed by the immortal (and probably immoral) P.o.s.
Long ago life was clean
Sex was bad and obscene
And the rich were so mean
Stately homes for the lords
Croquet lawns, village greens
Victoria was my queen
The Kinks, Victoria
I’m kinda fonda Wanda
'Cause Wanda always wanna, wanna, wanna…
Flying high in a chariot of fire The hand of Zeus guides my way
Hands Of Zeus by Skull View, natch!
ETA: Oh dear, I missed X…nevermind, we’ll get it next time, eh?
Wuss.
Amanda, light of my life,
Fate should have made you a gentleman’s wife
- Waylon Jennings
That’s why if you please, I am on my bended knees
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore.
Charlie don’t surf and we think he should
Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna
Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna
–Donna, Donna vy Joan Baez
Elvis was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em,
lemme tell ya.
Michael J.** Fox** has no Elvis in him.
Mojo Nixon’s Elvis is Everywhere. I could not pass up the chance to use this one after the above post.
Gary don’t need his eyes to see.
Gary and his eyes have parted company