A dodgy finger;
An entire lamb Madras dropped
Right in my crotch. Ow! 
Absolutely true, circa Oct 1983
Tasty shrimp cocktail
Good conversation; you laugh
Shrimp snorts up your nose
[sub]Happened to my wife several years ago.[/sub]
breakfast on the porch–
vomit-like deer repellant–
no, thanks, not hungry
This morning, unfortunately. Thanks, 5 deer.
The toast always lands
butter side down. Why do we
butter the wrong side?
[QUOTE=rowrrbazzle]
The toast always lands
butter side down. Why do we
butter the wrong side?
[/QUOTE]
The toast always lands
butter side down. Why don’t you
Stick it on cat’s back?
Hot grilled-cheese sandwich
greatly annoys toddler son;
thrown at TV set.
[QUOTE=Full Metal Lotus]
Draining Hot Pasta
Without strainer, use lid
Noodles down the drain
[/QUOTE]
But wait! Pasta Pro helps!
“Its lid makes cooking a snap!”
Just 19.99!
Pizza and subway
Good for me but not for you
Sorry 'bout that, dude
[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Pizza and subway
Good for me but not for you
Sorry 'bout that, dude
[/QUOTE]
:eek: Glad you lived to wax poetic about it.
Good thread for a link
to this one about acci-
dents in the kitchen.
Urgent Thirst Problem.
Mountain Dew looks like urine.
I’ll have the crab juice.
Ever put two cups
Of salt instead of sugar
In a cake? I did.
Recipe calls for
Blanched almonds Substitute not
Hickory salted.
A geek eats Chinese
Can’t keep himself from thinking:
Dim sum as array
Bigtime geeky guy.
Looks down upon non ubers.
Visual Basic?
O, Tony’s Pizza
Cooked directly on the rack
Dropped — now a floor pie
Truck full of jelly
Hit by car – contents spill out
What a traffic jam!
Steal my neighbor’s pool.
Put sugary powder in.
Eat all the jello.
Grandma’s VR Win
Turkey’s set to Nine-fifty
Progress Deja Vu.
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
Truck full of jelly
Hit by car – contents spill out
What a traffic jam!
[/QUOTE]
Sugar truck fell over
Homer is on the scene quick
Nails, glass, bees, profit?