Let's Make Some Really Bad Inventions...

Printer ink that is only visible when a piece of paper is underwater.

Wrist-ties for waterskiing to make sure you don’t accidentally let go of the line when you fall.

Fun hunting hat – brown with antlers. Get the matching white-tailed hunting coat.

Commonly used for foreclosure clauses on sub-prime mortgages.

Zing!

:rolleyes:

Oh hey! I have a tag line for my Shurinal™ stool atomizer:
"When It Really Hits the Fan…Make it Shurinal™!"

Floating laptop holder.

Comes with a waterproof mouse pad and extra long electrical cord.

Glow in the dark ninja outfits.

Artificial limbs that make the Six Million Dollar Man “bionic noise”.

chechechechechechecheche

Explosive glue.

Dehydrated Antimatter (just add water!)

Not to mention dehydrated water. I think there’s actually a website that offers the stuff.

Hammerhead™

It’s a forehead-mounted hammer for use by people who have to nail things when they’re up a ladder - one hand holds the nail and the wearer head-butts it into place, without ever having to use the other hand, relinquishing a three-point hold .

Razor-wire edged baby cribs to keep the baby in.

Booties for cats.

Glass security doors.

DIY Home Vasectomy Kit. Kit includes advil, an ice pack, and a pair of scissors.

Scratch and Sniff pregnancy tests.

Vegetables made out of meat.

Meatables?

Nuclear powered offshore oil wells.

The treadmill aircraft carrier deck.

floating extension cord for pool pump

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Biodegradable car jack for using under pick ups

Safety extension for showers

when you live in Egypt you see the best inventions!!:eek: