“Eat, drink, and do Mary!”
“Hey, look me over, lend me your rear!”
That makes two Far Side cartoons with this shtick, then—see post 119.
Pay close attention to my words. You had better do a good job of convincing me we need to raise greater revenues.
You know how everyone tells you things were so good in the old days? Let’s do something hoooooge to have that once more.
Rose garden! (Drops snowglobe with melted snowman)
I’m in the Mojave on a yet to be named filly.
Chartreuse precipitation, chartreuse precipitation
There’s this particular woman acquaintance of mine who is so rich she thinks she can purchase a blessed afterlife
"A - Always
B- Be
C- Considerate!
Always be considerate!"
Forget it, Jake. Its Chicago.
Love means having to say you’re sorry.
“You are, Number Six!”
“Ask not what your country can do **for **you, ask what your country can do **to **you!”
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do your country for.
Love means never having to say you’re sorry when you end too soon.
Friends, Romans, Countrymen – Listen Up!
Lili Von Shtupp: Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are… gifted?
[sound of zipper opening]
Lili Von Shtupp: Oh, not twue, not twue!!!
My apologies Dave, no f’ing way can I do that.
You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in 57 Galactic Standard Years from the frame of reference of someone on Kessel, but due to time dilation effects the passengers and crew on board the ship experienced that less than 0.4 Galactic Standard Years had passed in their frame of reference.
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his dong.
W-T-F, Brutus
That is so lame, Brutus
Dude, that’s not what, “having my back” means, Brutus
“Odd humans after hours,
staring at each other,
calculating as to how likely intercourse would be”
I am not a digit!! I am a wandering biped!!
Do not tick me off Mr. McGee. You wouldn’t like me when I’m peeved.