The quality of mercy is kind of lumpy…
I’d say this is the winner so far. 
I’ll have the mushroom risotto, and I must say, the standards of decorum in this restaurant are rather low.
Space, the place we’re currently exploring…
“To baldly go where no man has gone before!”
Jesus Christ, pretty nice all around guy.
Joseph and his absolutely fabulous coat.
All’s well that ends without going sideways.
Watson, get your ass in here.
I ate his two all liver patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles on a sesame seed bun.
Hope I die before I get to be 150 years old
87 years ago…
Us the men, in order to make a better confederation…
Fighting ignorance since the early 70s,
It ain’t been fixed yet.
The Slave-Owning Confederacy of America.
“One nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice…” Wait a minute…
Willkommen, Bagrisuneg, Welcome!
Don’t touch me, you stupid ape!
How will you make it on you own? This world is awfully big, and girl this time you’re on your own, but you’re an intelligent adult, with an education, and it might be 1970, but you’re white, so really, what the hell are we worried about? Plus, you’re attractive, and will probably nail the first interview you get. Throw the hat.
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two equally important, but unequally compensated groups, the police who put their lives on the line for peanuts, and the lawyers, who drive European cars. These are their stories.
“I came here to bury Caesar – now who brought the shovels?”
“Ask not what your country can do for you unless there’s no one else to ask.”
“Four score and seven years ago, some guys made a nation.”
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me, to put me in charge. What a great country!
We have an urge, an urge to experience high accelerations.
I am the candidate and damn right I meant to say that.
We hold these truths to be self evident, that all property-owning literate Protestant white men are created equal…
Moi? Boink that cow Lewinsky? Hardly.
Be thus informed, fellow Maia, that progress beyond this point is prohibited. FLAME OF UDUN!
I made him a really, really, really fair offer that I thought he couldn’t refuse. He refused it.