“Yeah, call me a perv but that kid Dolores, damn, she really got me worked up, man.”
Hey, ever seen a VC surfing?
To the German commander: I respectfully decline your request for surrender of Bastogne.
No, I’m sorry, you see, my good man, here in Sparta threats are responded to with violence.
People of Japan, we’re f***ed. I’ve checked out that new thing they’re throwing at us and I dunno about you all but screw that BS about honorable death, I’m giving up and so should you.
“Well, try to do better next time, Captain Needa.”
“I’ve seen some wild shit, man. Like, attack ships on fire. C-beams. I mean, like some WILD SHIT, MAN!”
“YOU SHALL NOT-- oh, it’s you.”
“That’s a Smith and Wesson, doctor. Does it come in black?”
I’m a sweet transmission, from Transvaal-nia.
Hell no, I’m not Spartacus.
Tho I walk down a scary culvert, I ain’ts afraid of nothin! Cause the LORD treats me like livestock.
“Well…Paaaaaaaarrrrrddddooooonnnnn Meeeee…!!!” (Audience laughter)
I am serving a prison sentence in Folsom Prison and am not able to leave.
“There’s no place like Detroit”
“It’s a Sicilian Message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with a fish.”
“All those moments will be lost in time… because there’s too many moments in time. Time to die.”
‘Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Do you like gladiator movies?’
“The Viet-Cong aren’t big into surfing!”
“Please be quiet, Donny.”
“We gotta sell more spice.”
“I say we get in our spaceship and leave this planet. It’s the only way to be sure.”
Bazingoringo
“Yes, Luke. I KILLED your father.”
Knock. Penny, please answer the door. It’s Sheldon.
Well, hello pretty lady. My name is Rajesh Ramayan “Raj” Koothrappali, I have a Ph.D. in astrophysics, and have just come to America as a research astrophysicist at Caltech. I’ve only had a few conversations with my co-workers but one of them, Howard Wolowitz, seems like a really nice guy. He is Jewish, though, and still lives with his mother. But he’s only an engineer with a masters from MIT. My father is an extremely rich gynecologist.
Want to come back to my place to have some more intelligent, lively conversation?
I’d like a plain omelet no potatoes tomatoes instead, a cuppa coffee and wheat toast
Coming right up, sir.
Stop taking everything so seriously, Francis.
Yo! I’m ya fukkin’ Spahtacus ovah heah! (read in Philly accent)
I’m still all about the space mission 'n shit, Dave.
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Rice Crispies day.
I don’t drink responsibly. (Eh, wait, that’s my line)
What is this thing called, love?