For crying out loud, Jim. I’m a fucking doctor. I known when someone is dead.
The scaffold was high and eternity neared
She stood in the crowd and shed not a tear
But sometimes at night when the cold wind moans
The f***ing lying heartless whoring bitch cries over my bones
We’re on a mission from Zeus.
I came upon two paths in the forest, that forked. I took the one that fewer people had used, and I found a dollar.
“Because…We are two unpredictable male psychopaths!!!” (Audience applause)
Romeo. Romeo. WTF is a Romeo?
If I had a screwdriver
I’d screw in the morning
I’d screw in the evening
All over the place
I’d screw out danger
I’d screw out a warning
I’d screw out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over the freaking place
Seriously, you cannot be sure.
Take it with you when you travel.
You may find his specialty disturbing but nobody’s better at it.
We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do these other things, because it’s going to mean some wicked billions in contracts coming to everyone’s districts and show those Russians whose dick’s biggah.
I am sure. And don’t call me Sirius.
Handle it until you are really familiar with handling it. Cling to it like something that you cling to because you really value it a lot.
The Group Talked - Jeff Probst
What happened to all the vegetation?
Basically it was atom bombs. They got destroyed.
When will someone get with it?
Atlas heaved his shoulders in a noncommittal manner.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up knitting!
Whatever the fuck you want. (what Farmboy said to Buttercup)
Why’d it have to be kittens?
I wish to register a complaint about this rhinoceros what I purchased not half an hour ago …
I ate his liver with some chips and a shandy.
I am your aunt’s first ex-husband on your mother’s side, Luke Skywalker.
They may take our lives - but they will never take away our self-actualization!
I’m saying this because it’s true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You’re part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you’re not with him, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. Besides, divorce costs a fucking mint.
Regards,
Shodan
Friends, Romans, countrymen, Listen up
I come to make sure Caesar ends up in the ground.
I ain’t gonna praise the dude.
Word up: Folks remember all the evil things you did forever;
The good is forgotten two minutes after you kick the bucket.
So, you want to be remembered forever: BE EVIL!
Candidly Scarlett, I don’t care.
And the crow said “No way, no time”