You are so pulchritudinous
to me
He who laughs last is a little slow on the uptake.
The bigger they come, the more they embiggen all of us.
“Stay alive! Whatever you do, stay alive! I WILL remember you always!”
Good? Bad? I’m the one with the…spatula.
Hail to the Jack, baby!
All of your bases belong to us.
Shane! Shane! Write if you get work!
lol!
May I have a cheeseburger?
We have cheeseburgers, but no Coca-Cola. Would you like Pepsi-Cola instead?
This house is ghost free!
A little ditty
about Sam and Diane
Two Bostonian barkeeps
Doin’ the best they can
“Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang, motherfucker!”
TYBALT
Mercutio, thou consort’st with Romeo.
MERCUTIO
Consort? What, dost thou make us menstrels? An thou make menstrels of us, look to hear nothing but discords. Here’s my dickstick. Here’s that shall make you dance. Zounds, “consort”!
BENVOLIO
We talk here in the public haunt of men.
Either withdraw unto some “private place,”
And reason coldly of your grievances,
Or else depart. Here all eyes gaze on us.
MERCUTIO
Men’s eyes were made to look and let them gaze. I will not bulge for no man’s pleasure
Even if it means breaking the other nine rules; i.e… murder incest, whatever
Here’s looking at you, woman.
I will return shortly.
I have not stolen anything!
Did you ever dance with the devil at the junior prom?
“Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! How y’all doin,?"
Be Careful on the day after Pi-Day.
The query is not to exist or to exist.
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I may not be okay with whatever you are saying, , but you should probably be allowed to say it. Good luck.
“Venkman! Venkman! are you ok?”
“I got spooged.”
“Khan.”