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A Bus Goes Really, Really, Really Fast.
Airplane! This time with Snakes on it!
I confess I really am rather vexed by the substantial number of dangerous serpents on this aerial conveyance.
Every time you hear a bell ring, an angel gets its wang.
One night to bang cock makes a hard man tumble
Be Bop a Lula is my girlfriend
Don’t carry your stick softly; we have Viagra for that.
You’re dead, Jim.
What? A landfill?
It was dark. It was raining. And the wind was blowing pretty hard.
Text me, Ishmael.
I am strangely comfortable with the motherfucking newts on this motherfucking helicopter
Sam, would you be so kind as to once again play that tune? You know, the one you played for us in Paris? That’d be super.
Aim carefully and just squeeze the trigger, fellows, so as to carry out this execution well.
I wouldn’t rely on that targeting computer if I were you, Luke. Just sayin’.
Darn those torpedoes! Proceed at maximum velocity!
I shall come back some day to the Philippines, when it is safer.
Old soldiers don’t die until they’re really old. They just get paler and paler and less relevant to everyone else until they seem to disappear altogether.
Funny thing, the literal first draft of this line, from the book, was:
“Let me say this: bein a idiot is no box of chocolates.”
You will never go bust if you bet against the intelligence of the everyday Thrump supporter.
“The ring can only be destroyed in the fiery heat of a blacksmiths forge.”
“Tora! Tora!, I say, my good man, Tora!”
“I’m Flying Marsupial Man”
Who you gonna call?
People who believe they can get rid of spirits, though most people know there’s no such thing. They will help get rid of some of your cash, though.
Conducting an orbital bombardment with nuclear weapons would be, in my considered judgment, the best method of ensuring the destruction of the xenomorphs.
Yesterday was a date that will live in unfamousness!
I’m singing in the drizzle,
Just singing in the drizzle,
What a glorious feeling,
I’m happy with schnitzel.