Hell, summer clears out before the rent comes due.
Would you kindly remove your derriere from the coach cushion I always sit on?
And I sweat like a pig.
Is that for “Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,” or is your AC out? 
In any event, it’s a pleasure dancing with you, RivkahChaya!
Nah, sometimes it’s overcast, but it’s still humid.
Detroit’s football and baseball teams and Chicago’s football team? Oh, my!
Hey, everybody needs some “work” done, right?
Even pretty days, they fade, so, bad idea for a comparison.
(OnetwothreeOnetwothree) Who knows what could randomly spoil it?
Okay, it’s now three weeks later and I’m digging dandelions… Listening to a book, spacing out, and it occurs to me, “Shodan changed his sig in the ‘first drafts of famous lines’ thread! That’s great!”
Heck, you’re so cool, you probably won’t even die.
You’ll always be so beautiful…to me.
So as long as people breathe or see,
They’ll read this poem, and think of the…
sea?
flea?
pea?
bee?
knee?
tree?
Dammit…(scratches head with quill)
It may surprise you to know that, although I never ask them to, ghosts appear to me with some regularity.
Excellent.
Sing us a song, that’s what we pay you for
As we sit here and slowly get stoned.
You’ll be in this bar for the rest of your life.
As far as talent goes, you have none.
“I am serious, and stop calling me Murgatroyd.”
“I’m currently ambulating in this location! I’m currently ambulating in this location!”
I’d much prefer to rumpus rather than undergo any metamorphosis.
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