“Zed won’t mind if I take his chopper.”
“No, Mr. Bond. I DO expect you to talk.”
“Toto, where the F*&% are we?”
“I don’t want to tell you the truth!”
“As God is my witness, I’m really hungry!”
(low and intense): You have a social engagement next Wednesday, my friend. Yes, indeed.
“You take the blue suppository, the story ends. You take the red suppository, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Okay, maybe I shouldn’t have used the ‘rabbit hole’ analogy in this context.”
Madison’s not a name? Okay, how about “Gay”
The thing is, Jake - and I admit I’ve been very reluctant to tell you this, because it’s kind of, you know, embarrassing - but I suppose you should know: my sister is also, uh (coughs nervously), my daughter. Because my dad is, well, how to put it? He’s… he’s not a nice person.
Are you talking to me? It sounds like you talking to me, but are you really talking to me? If you are not talking to me, then who are you talking to? As I’ve asked you previously: Are you talking to me? Well, since I am the only one here, I will assume that you are talking to me?.
My name is Johnny, and I have arrived.
Toto, I have no fucking idea where we are.
From my precarious position on the prow of this ocean liner, I truly feel like I am the monarch of the entire globe.
Shall I compare thee to a pretty nice day?
Naah…thou’rt better looking and pretty stable.
Plus, even on a pretty day, it can get kinda windy.
It was a dim and tempestuous evening.
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Hot, sweaty and fly infested.
Would you be so kind as to send out our officers to conduct a sweep of the city, and bring in for questioning those individuals who have, in the past, come under reasonable suspicion for criminal activity?
Excuse me, but at the time I was dating and having sex with other women, we had agreed to take a respite from our on again/off against relationship.
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s eve? Oh wait, that’s a douche, never mind.
I’ve just added a new insult to my repartee. “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s eve? Yes, cause you are a DOUCHE.”
Thank you very much.