Let's Order.... The Best Pizza Ever!!!

:stuck_out_tongue: I’m hungry. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m ordering Dominoes… You can have a slice if you can help me. I’m buying!

picks up phone and dials

Pizza Guy: “Hello, This is Dominoes Pizza.”

Souroranges: “Ya, could I order a Pizza?”

Pizza Guy: *thinks to himself :rolleyes: * "Well, this is Dominoes Pizza "

Souroranges: :smack:

Pizza Guy: “What size would you like?”

Souroranges: “Rhode Island”

Pizza Guy: :eek: “Would you like any toppings with that?”

Souroranges: “Ummm…”

What toppings should I get? Post one topping at the time. And remember, I’m buying (so don’t be greedy!)

Souroranges: " Hey, I still get it free if It’s not here in 30 minutes or less"

feta cheese

It’s spelled Domino’s.
And I’d like Italian sausage, please.

I know the “classics” of pepperoni and sausage will get hammered by the traditionalists…

but hell, the pineapple, anchovy, ham, spinach, endive, artichoke, carrot, beet, basil, goat cheese, sprigs-of-unknown-herb lovers…can suck it.

Pepperoni, italian sausage, and onions. That’s it.

With crust, pizza sauce, and mozzarella.


Artichoke hearts and green olives

Must have spelled it wrong in the phonebook. :stuck_out_tongue:

Pear and gorgonzola!
Whaddaya mean they don’t have that at Domino’s? :frowning:

The original pizza. Thin crust, tomatoes and olive oil.

Hey, I’m ordering a pizza the size of FREAKIN’ Rhode Island! I’m sure they can special order those toppings for us.

BTW, what’s gorgonzola?

Cheeeeeeeeese. Beautiful, beautiful cheeeeeese. :slight_smile:

I was at a party where they had pineapple/jalapeno pizza delivered.

It was sublime. The sweetness of the pineapple offset and yet melded with the heat of the jalapeno.

Try it.

Peppers, Onions, and Mushrooms. The perfect toppings for a pizza.

Rhode Island? You couldn’t spring for a Vermont?

Nah, Vermont costs a dollar extra. What do I look like? Mr. Moneybags?


If this is going to be the best pizza ever, why are you ordering from Domino’s? That’s one strike against it right there.

Black olives, green pepper, onions, garlic, tomato, cheese. (yes, extra tomato. And extra cheese).

(In honor of “Two weeks 'til I get to go back to school!”: As someone who grew up with weekly thin-crust pizza, not from a chain or anything, but from the local pizzaria which is run be true honest-to-god Italian brothers, I cannot begin to express how wrong it is when people put green salsa on their pizza. Blasphemy, I say!)

Because I have a coupon :smiley:

Don’t ask. The sticks are mine!

I know you said not to be cheap but I think that you can still order "extra dough"and “extra sauce” at no charge.

If you are feeding lots of people or are a cheepo this may come in handy.

Beat me to it. Maybe he meant to say World’s Worst Pizza.