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The Novel #3:
David Fandango in * The Dave: Just PLAIN Wanted! *:
This is it! This is the one you’ve been waiting for action fans, the thrilling conclusion to the The Grim Fandango- WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE?.
We pick up with our Heroes clearing up David Fandango’s name with the Police, and apologizing for the breaking out from Prison. They’ve proven that David wasn’t the man who staged an accident to allow an ingenious heist to take place, but now they’ve got to find the REAL Culprit! After all, The Dark Specter isn’t called The Spirit of Vengeance for nothing! The Grim Fandango and The Dark Specter will enter to notorious underground world of black market crimes, all in pursuit of the culprit that took advantage of David Fandango!
Mr. Z tells the Daring Duo that the TRUE Criminal that night was after a mysterious and ancient artifact, known only as Lost Jeweled Sword of Clan MacGuffin! The true thief was able to steal a clue to get one step closer to the Sword, and has even managed to get the best of the notorious and beautiful cat burgler known only as Lady Lynx! It is a mountainous task, filled with seedy pubs, dark alleys, and a dangerous chases! Thankfully, the Duo has gained a new and mysterious contact to help to traipse this deadly terrain thanks to Mr. Z! The Man known only as The Mountain Goat! Wait, wait! Don’t put this book down! The Dave swears this new amazing man of mystery is well worth his nickname many times over! Plus, it was all The Dave could afford! The Dave promises twice the explosions and three times the Awesome in this adventure when three of the most Awesomely Amazing Characters in Action Novels today collide!
It takes a thief to catch a thief! And so with the Mountain Goat at their side, our adventurers set out to find the Master Thief, and they find themselves getting closer and closer to learning about the Curse of the Lost Jeweled Sword of Clan MacGuffin! But are they TRULY on the right path? Or is every step bound to take them away from the REAL Thief? Who can Tell, actions fans? You’ve got to read this novel to find out- just who set up our hapless David Fandango, and WHY?
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Sounds great. (Nice dust jacket blurb, BTW) At some point, I envision a car chase where The Dave grabs the keys out of my hand and hops in the driver seat of “The Escape Goat”–I’ve decided that’s what I’m officially calling the car–saying something to the effect of how a situation like this requires a professional. Let’s just say it’s a good thing my character has a high resolve, or he probably would have taken his chances with jumping out of the car while it was in motion rather than staying in it during the chase.
However, should it come to it, he’ll probably never let you drive the car again.
Anyway:
Aspect 7: The Escape Goat (A reliable and decently fast mid-size coupe. It pretty much looks like any other car out there. However, The Escape Goat includes a homing signal enabled GPS and a advanced anti-theft and anti-break in system. It also carries around my surveillance equipment and climbing gear and other various thieving sundries that won’t quite fit on the Utility Belt.)
Aspect 8: Mr. Z. (He originally thought to call himself Mr. X, but that name was just too cliched for even him. A contact and quasi-father figure, he helps MG with jobs and fencing items. Claims that he works in finance by day as a broker or investment banker or similar. Heads up a confederacy of criminals of various types; size unknown. Most members never even know who the other members are. On the rare occasion members work together, specifics of each’s business arrangements with Z are not discussed. It’s better for everyone that way. A very mysterious man with a lot of secrets, but always keeps his word.)