Let's play... "Name that PC!" (I got a new 'puter!)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Yay, I got a new computer! And, like all new computers, this one arrived without a name. Let’s name it.

It’s (not sure yet if it’s a boy or a girl, yet) Stats
Shuttle SN41G2 barebones
AMD Athlon XP 2500+ CPU
Floppy drive
CDRW/DVD combo
1 gig memory
120gig hard drive

A little background:
Naming computers is a tradition in my family. Dad started it and I picked it up. Previous computers have been named “Wilma” ala Flintstones; “Rosie” ala Jetsons; “Marvin” ala HHGTG; and “Eddie” ala HHGTG.

So you see Nameless needs a geeky name.
Current ideas are:
“Grue” (but Nameless isn’t black…)
“Gleep” (the current favorite) and
“Deep Thought” (Nameless isn’t gigantic enough to merit this moniker).

Any ideas?

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Shoot, this should be in IMHO. <reconsiders>But then again, I am bragging about a mundane, pointless thing. Um, move it, don’t move it. Whatever.

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“A bit shallower than shallow but not as shallow as medium-deep thought”

4

HAL

5

Homer

6

HAL is taken. I called my previous computer HAL

7

Holly, like on Red Dwarf.

8

Catbert

9

Nimnul.

And no, I’m not a Rescue Rangers fan.

10

Chuck.

Or Bill (you can call it “Money” for short).

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My computer’s name is Olga. (Maybe that helps you if you’re trying to branch out into the girl’s names)

Apart from that, I’ve always liked WOPR.