Let's REALLY screw up the ads at the bottom of the page

Vagina, vagina, feet!

Of course you don’t get frakking wafers with it, you frellnik! It’s a fsking albatross, I mean…

Badgers? BADGERS!, we don’t need no steenking Badgers!

The turtle is also nature’s suction cup, see…it sticks

today we’re teaching poodles how to fly

It’s like a whole new version of “Duck Duck Goose!”

Corn husks

Vomit
Santa Claus
Monopoly

strangers

Pratchett Asimov Heinlein Tolkien Bradbury
Pepsi Dr. Pepper Vanilla Coke Fresca
Viagra Cialis impotence erectile
Star Trek Enterprise Babylon 5 Star Wars
plywood drywall nail screw black & decker makita stanley sears
oven stove roast pan eggplant zucchini tofu vegetarian
shimano campagnolo sram derailleur 700c Trek Lance Armstrong

1920s Death Ray Jumping Jack Flash Schrodinger Death Ray Snoopy Woodstock Death Ray Marx Cage Dancer Bravo Alpha Tango prepared Batman ellipsis

Beats that stupid “badger badger mushroom” thing…

anthropomorphic erotica
furry furry furry furry
yiff yiff yiff
fox
penis
wolf
wolf
wolfox
polar bear
create your own panda suit!

Underwear
Furry animals
Looftahs

Pan-fried semen

(did it work?)

There’s already a similar thread over here. Better hurry up and post to that, too, 'cause it’ll eventually be closed. :wink: